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2026 F*It Calendars

2026 F*It Calendars

Turn bad days into productive ones with blunt humor, writable pages, and wall or desk formats for quick focus
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โœ”๏ธ Get your sh*t together faster each morning.
โœ”๏ธ Stay focused with no-BS, sweary reminders.
โœ”๏ธ Keep track of life without losing your damn mind.
โœ”๏ธ Reset your mood with quick, sarcastic humor bursts.
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2026 F*It Calendars

$25.99
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    Stocking stuffer perfection.
    The cheeky one-liners are family-friendly funny, and everyone kept flipping ahead to read more. Itโ€™s the gift people actually use all year.

    Kelly G.
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    Birthday gift gold.
    My bestie said itโ€™s โ€˜sassy in the best way,โ€™ and now sheโ€™s tracking steps daily. Funny, practical, and cute enough to hang in the kitchen.

    Amanda R.
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    Bridesmaid thank-you that landed.
    The girls loved the sassy wellness quips and immediately started a steps challenge. Itโ€™s a funny keepsake that also keeps us accountable.

    Helen D.

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    A Little Laugh Every Time You Flip the Page

    Open any month and get hit with a sharp, sweary reminder that instantly cuts the tension.
    These bold, relatable quotes break up stress and reset your mood fast.
    Perfect for women who do not have time for fluffy inspiration - just real talk, real laughs, and a quick mental reset before you lose it.

    Space to Writeโ€ฆ Even When Your Brain Is Fried

    Each page gives you plenty of room for appointments, reminders, and โ€œdonโ€™t forget this againโ€ notes.
    The wall version handles your big-picture weeks; the desk version catches your everyday chaos.
    Itโ€™s a simple, clear layout that turns scattered to-dos into something you might actually follow.

    A Gift That Gets Used (and Laughed At) Daily

    Bright prints, sturdy paper, and a built-in hook make it ready to hang anywhere.
    The sweary quotes spark conversations, and the writable spaces keep life somewhat on track.
    Itโ€™s the perfect gift for coworkers, besties, or yourself โ€” a daily dose of humor and โ€œyep, thatโ€™s meโ€ energy.

    What people are saying

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      New-year, new giggles

      We opened it on January 1st and couldnโ€™t stop reading. Itโ€™s the rare gift thatโ€™s laugh-out-loud funny.

      - Jessica T.

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      White-elephant winner

      This stole the partyโ€”people were bargaining to keep it. The humor is smart, and the layout makes planning workouts super simple.
      Exactly what I needed to stop forgetting little tasks at work and home.

      - Michelle Y.

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      Office morale booster

      We flip the page together on the first and read the joke of the month. Itโ€™s a crowd-pleaser gift that actually motivates the team.

      - Jennifer H.

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      Daily Laughs

      I kept this on my home office wall during a chaotic month. The snarky lines gave me mini laughs that cut tension, and the writable spaces helped me build a simple daily routine to stay on top of work and life.

      - Paula N.

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